Comedy, A Comedy
Let’s see. What is the funniest way I could start this paper? I need something short, but hilarious or the rest is going to completely bomb. Should I try to be edgy? No, this is BYU. I could always start off with a Harry Potter joke. Everyone here goes crazy over those. I’m pretty sure you have to wait until people know who you are before you can start selling out, though.
Maybe I’ll check my phone. There has to be a good opening liner somewhere in this mess of the thousand jokes I’ve written. I don’t even remember writing half of these. “Cowboy poetry guy?” What does that even mean? “Blue Cheese paint?” Why? Ah! I just saw one, but I can’t find it anymore. Where is it?! It’s too late. It’s gone. Oh wait, there it is! Never mind, that isn’t any good either.
How can I expect to write a paper about comedy if I can’t even think of one good opening line? Maybe I should just write something serious, but that would be even harder. Too bad I’m awful at painting, or else I could just paint a bunch of shapes and call it abstract art, saying things in my artist statement like, “This purple rectangle represents taking a stand against society’s norms;” or “Together, each shape and color tells a story, yet each section of the canvas tells its own.” If I don’t feel like coming up with another BS story, I could just say, “Oh the green triangle? That represents something very personal to me and I don’t feel comfortable sharing it.” No one would even question me. Is that comma the correct punctuation to put in the title, or should that be a semicolon? Okay, focus.
I could start off sarcastically:
Since I’m hilarious, I figured I might as well write about my process of coming up with comedic genius.
That’s not very good.
Or I could take on a mock-serious, historical documentary-like tone:
In the harsh, unforgiving streets of modern Sandy, Utah, one must learn to survive or die. Every day is a fight, a struggle just to make it to the next day. This fight does not include guns nor knives, but rather wit. Daniel Schindler, born February 28th 1992, grew up in the heart of this brutal war, and after making it out alive, he must now share his comedy tactics to save the thousands of others in need.
That last sentence gave off a Lord of the Rings feel for some reason. Oh well; it isn’t bad. I’ll use it as a place holder until I think of something better. I’m also not a fan of “nor knives” in that third sentence. Feels awkward. I’ll figure it out. It’s been two hours and I still can’t decide on the opening line. I need to start moving on.
I really want to include that one joke about accidentally asking a deaf person if it was hard to learn Braille. That might not be funny either though. I could also include the screenplay ideas I have as examples. I could write about the one where a woman’s fear of Hawaiian pizza tears her relationship apart. Or I could write about the story of the two friends hanging out when a choking man bursts through their front door and immediately dies in their living room. Maybe I should just create a comedy screenplay about a comedy screenplay for the assignment.
This whole comedy paper idea might not be any good at all anyway. Won’t it seem cocky or pompous to claim myself good at writing comedy? If I start this paper, I had better make it tear-inducing, or all credentials as being funny will be gone and I’ll look like an idiot. Oh, Dad’s calling. Okay, I need to start writing. Kyle and Gabe are probably waiting for me to start the movie though. I said I’d be done by six. I don’t really feel like watching Sharknado 3 again. I’ll just write this later. It isn’t due until next Tuesday anyway.
Artist Statement
The point of this written work is to comment on the writing process. In a very personal way, I attempt to explain what goes on in my mind while trying to write a good story or screenplay or any other form of writing, especially comedy.
Although the paper is written as a personal process, I believe the thoughts included are not unlike those many other comedy writers have when writing. Coming up with jokes can sometimes be assumed easy and that naturally funny people can crank them out at will. Professional comedians work hard for their jokes. Hours are spent thinking and observing in order to perform that one simple, three-second joke. This writing was meant to celebrate the hard work involved in making a person laugh.
Many comedians, even the successful ones, are very self-conscious. The thoughts I wrote down were meant to express that anxiety of wondering if people will think the hard worked lines were any good. This aspect of the writing was interesting to analyze. Through the assignment’s writing process, I included my actual thoughts throughout the paper. Many came across as self-conscious and unconfident, and it was interesting to see them on paper. They made the comedy less funny. I believe that is not an accident. It is most likely the reason comedians and comedy writers act confident and excited while performing or presenting their work. No one laughs at the sad clown. So the audience sees the confidence in the work, and assumes the naturally funny person simply came up with jokes from the top of his head.
This style of writing thoughts and thinking patterns, which act as the foundation for which ideas are born, pays an homage to the comic from class. The comic was about comics, all the different kinds, their history, and more, but all through a comic. This paper was meant to accomplish the same goal. Like the comic showed the real world of making comics in a different way, I attempt to demonstrate the real world of writing.
In order to express the fact that the words written were thoughts, they were written in italics. The words acting as what was being written in the “actual paper” were with normal font. The sentences written in the paper are also very scattered and unorganized. This was intentional because that’s how thoughts are. The actual organization arrives after being filtered onto the word processor.
Although the paper has its moments, it mostly lacks in humor, which may be surprising to the reader. If it were not written this way, and instead included a joke every other sentence, the writing would not have worked. It would not have been realistic nor a work of medium specificity. It was the best way I could think of to celebrate the realness and hard work that goes into writing comedy.